Wednesday, August 01, 2007
To Christians
So you believe that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in all humans because a woman made from a rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree and thereby pissing off an invisible wizard who lives in the sky? Yeah..makes perfect sense.
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Sometimes it needs to be spelt out like this so people can see how ridiculous their beliefs really are. Somehow I feel this won’t help most people though.
True.
Lets not forget that he also impregnates virgins, is his own dad and sent himself on a suicide mission because of the talking snake.
A child is for life, not just christmas
Billy
I am a strong believer in Christ. No, we are not saved by symbolically "eating his flesh" as you put it. That is a lie. We are saved and go to heaven (yes, it is a real place)by trusting in him to take us there. him being his own father, taking us to heaven, and making a woman out of a man's rib, ect. IS true because... he is God. He is not limmited by anything. He can even make people like you look like idiots. He seems to be succeding.
Wow if that is what you think of Christanity then you have no clue of what Christanity actually is. You dont actually have a concept of who or what is God. However, you probably do belive that you evolved from a rock 4.6 billion years ago. "...it rained on the rocks for millions of years, and from this pre-organic soup life came forth." My tenth-grade Biology book. I do believe that it is a scientific law, that is a scientific theroy that has been proven true over time, that only life can beget life. Well there is a obivious perdiciment there. Also, please do not call me stupid because I "do not understand the complexities of science." So, either that does not make sense or the editor made a mistake.
Actually no. The Earth formed 4.6 billion years ago. Life arose about 1 billion years later.
so you think that the earth is 4.6 billion yeras old when my 1995 textbook says that it is 7.3 billion years old. That is a heavy difference.
so you think that the earth is 4.6 billion yeras old when my 1995 textbook says that it is 7.3 billion years old. That is a heavy difference.
Simple. Your 1995 textbook is wrong. Science updates itself. It is a self correcting method. Please learn about the scientific method.
The important thing is that you are both not claiming it is 6,000 years old.
At least there is that.
Actually...the earth is only a few days old and we are merely characters in a computer simulation. None of this is real. We are being manipulated, not by a god but a programmer. I believe this! Why, I read it in a book called "Manifold Time" by Stephen Baxter. Yes, if it's in black and white, it has to be true! Ok, I really think the Earth is 4.6 billion years old and creationists are idiots lol
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