tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29969048.post6720208699747782342..comments2023-10-18T09:15:21.166+01:00Comments on Surely you're joking: Poem: The Second Comming By W.B. YeatsStevenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16288874559622643188noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29969048.post-78876986358234502952007-04-01T16:39:00.000+01:002007-04-01T16:39:00.000+01:00No Billy he came back as a zombie and has been eat...No Billy he came back as a zombie and has been eating brains ever since.<BR/><BR/>ZOMBIE JESUS:"BRAAIINNSS!!"Stevenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10941186395188446764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29969048.post-74065073758780722812007-04-01T12:50:00.000+01:002007-04-01T12:50:00.000+01:00Of course, the second comming should have happened...Of course, the second comming should have happened nearly 2000 years ago. Of the may verses that tell us this, i like matt 26:64 where jesus tells the high priest at his trial that he shall see him return on the clouds with the power of heaven. I may be wrong, But I thing the prest died without that happening. Oh and for rhe benefit of any fundies out there, the resurrection occurs AFTER the return of jesus, so dont give us any of your rubbish about seeing him return in the afterlife (rev 20:4-5). 2 Peter 3 is full of excuses as to why Jesus had not returned as expected - apparently god wants to give more people time to be saved (and presumably dammned). Strange that an all knowing perfect god would change his mind. The bible also tells us that salvation is predetermined (acts 13:48).<BR/>Here is a simpler explanation: jesus died and stayed dead!<BR/>Billy SandsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29969048.post-23144832872160978642007-03-29T02:10:00.000+01:002007-03-29T02:10:00.000+01:00What are you smoking?Can I have some?What are you smoking?<BR/><BR/>Can I have some?Stevenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10941186395188446764noreply@blogger.com