Noah was a timelord

Creationists you will love me.

I have just thought of a way to fit all the animals on the ark. Noah was a timelord like the Doctor in Doctor Who. Hell maybe he was the Doctor. The ark was the T.A.R.D.i.S and is bigger on the inside than the outside. Perhaps the chameleon chip wasn't broken at this time and the T.A.R.D.I.S was disguised as an ark.

My theory has more basis than any other creationist crackpottery lol.